Well, "fund me" online accounts are started for a variety of reasons, eh? Many of the reasons are very valid and/or worthy causes.
I/we and our portfolio does, IMO; fit into both the valid and worthy causes category. We're still working on a title for this.
But, something along the line of "getting arse kicked in investments markets, please help" is high on the list.
You will help out, yes?Lastly, your submittal of a worthy title name for the account page is most welcome. I am sure the group here will have some very excellent title wording choices.