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Venezuelan Oil

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  • Vijay Vaitheeswaran, The Economist’s Global Energy and Climate Innovation Editor
    talks to Ethan Wu and Mike Bird, co-hosts of The Money Talks podcast,
    about why America might never benefit from Venezuela’s vast oil reserves.

  • edited January 11
    Old_Joe said:

      ▲   The Dumpster could really use Hobbes to help him maintain at least a little grip on reality.

    We could take up a collection to send him a Hobbes.
  • Count me in...
  • Donnie says he’s leaning toward excluding Exxon from his Venezuela plan, saying he was displeased with the company’s response to his initiative. Says “I didn’t like their response. They’re playing too cute.”

    No, it's because Exxon's CEO told the group on Friday that Venezuela is “uninvestable” based on “the legal and commercial constructs and frameworks in place today" -- voicing strong industry-inormed reservations to Donnie's brilliant scheme.
  • Only a stable genius could come mastermind such a brilliant plan. Brilliant.
  • The stable genius is actually a horse's ass.
  • Old_Joe said:

    The stable genius is actually a horse's ass.

    'People' are saying 'Sir, it's the most beautiful horse's ass they've ever seen. So powerful and strong, they were in tears admiring it."

  • a2z
    edited January 11
    trump constantly invokes Moron doctrine :

    Trump asks US oil company's CEO why they left Venezuela, he blames Trump's 2019 sanctions.
    by Ashley Paul / Saturday, 10 January 2026
    ...Trump asked Jeff Miller, CEO of US' largest oilfield services company Halliburton, why his company left Venezuela despite operating there since 1938. "We left under the sanctions in 2019. We'd intended to stay and when sanctions went into place, we were required to leave." Miller was referring to US' 2019 sanctions on Venezuelan oil imposed under Trump

    exxon's rex called at least 1 thing right .
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  • rforno said:

    Donnie says he’s leaning toward excluding Exxon from his Venezuela plan, saying he was displeased with the company’s response to his initiative. Says “I didn’t like their response. They’re playing too cute.”

    No, it's because Exxon's CEO told the group on Friday that Venezuela is “uninvestable” based on “the legal and commercial constructs and frameworks in place today" -- voicing strong industry-inormed reservations to Donnie's brilliant scheme.

    I hope Darren Wood's mortgage applications are in order, and that he has proper permits for any home improvement projects.
  • Such an orange pea-brain.
  • More threat to Cuba. Wonder who has been eying that brilliant move ?
  • Russia has plenty of "extra" oil right now. What if they sent tankers flying Russian flag to Cuba?
  • There was a hastily arranged meeting with oil industry executives at the White House on January 9.
    Exxon Mobil CEO Darren Woods said his company was ready to evaluate a potential return
    to Venezuela
    but the country was currently "uninvestable" and major legal changes are required.
    ConocoPhillips CEO Ryan Lance said that the state oil company (PDVSA) may need to be restructured
    before his company would consider returning to Venezuela.
    Mr. Lance also said banks — including EXIM Bank — should be involved in discussions
    to deliver the billions of dollars needed to repair the dilapidated energy infrastructure.

    "Ready to evaluate a potential return..." - Oblique doublespeak for "Don't call us, we'll call you".

  • WABAC said:

    ...

    I hope Darren Wood's mortgage applications are in order, and that he has proper permits for any home improvement projects.

    Ooooh, that left a mark!



  • Nice, we have officially entered the Twilight Zone.

  • Ready to evaluate a potential return..." - Oblique doublespeak for "Don't call us, we'll call you".

    Oh, I dunno... I'm always ready to evaluate a potential return to no wine with dinner, or to no more occasional adult beverages. Hell, I've been ready to evaluate all of that for at least 70 years already.
  • edited January 12
    "On the day before, the Bureau of Land Management auctioned off more than 20,000 acres of public land in Colorado for oil and gas drilling. Or I should say, tried to auction the land off — because there were no bids, despite the fact that the land was offered at very low prices."

    "So if oil companies are unwilling to invest in drilling in Colorado, why would they want to sink money into Venezuela?"

    Once again, the dog that caught the car.
  • edited January 12
    I am also struck by the thought that trump is like the cat who brings home a dead bird. When the human looks at it with disgust, the cat meanders away to look out the window.

    "Trump spent a substantial part of the meeting talking about his *dead bird*, standing at the window and staring at it. He continued to talk about his *dead bird* even after returning to his seat."
  • edited January 12
    I am laughing, reading this thread. No need to add. The Orange Wunderkind (LOL) just can't hit a target! Judges all over the place are reversing his decisions. He sends ICE around the country, only alienating nearly everyone. Windfarm off R.I. coast may now proceed, too.

    A non-oil thought just struck me. ("I was thinking, which is a thing a man should not do." ---Dean Jagger as Major Stovall in Twelve O'Clock High, 1949.) The authors of "Project 2025" need to be arrested, indicted, thoroughly frightened, tried for treason and caged until they die.
  • Caged yes, in a foreign country. Is there still room at Cecot?
  • LOVE that idea!
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