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  • "Luna" does seem appropriate...
  • Too funny
  • How do I get to be an influencer? I'm planning a run for Congress, but I need a launch pad from which to hurtle into fame and fortune. I have never read such hooey as in the linked Sun article. How did I not know about these people and these phenomena?
  • edited July 2023
    BenWP said:

    ”How do I get to be an influencer?”

    @BenWP - Thanks for the question. Some tips to guide you on your journey into Lunaland.

    - Attend local meetings and shout your petty grievances above everyone else.

    - Remind them you have “lots of friends with guns” and y’ur gonna give ‘em the names of any who oppose you.

    - Question the validity of the 2020 election.

    - Uphold the January 6 insurrection.

    - Speak favorably of Trump.

    - Inject the word “conspiracy” into every other sentence you utter.

    - Kiss you Governor’s a** - if it happens to be DeSantis.

    - Finally, buy some “My Pillows” on which to rest your now deprived head. (Actually, one should suffice.)

    Good luck. :)


    * If this sounds like a lot of work, you could just resign yourself to a state of permanent
    inferiority and enjoy the song, “What Do The Simple Folks Do?” from Learner and Loewe’s Camelot.
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