Morn'in Coffee,
This rework suits this house's current market mood.
I have adjusted the wording of this little blip that is traveling the internet among some of the older folks. The original uses different wording. You may choose to adjust the wording of this to have some fun. Give it your best shot.
The Investment Test
During a visit to my investment advisor, I asked, "How do you determine whether or not an older person knows what they are doing with their investments?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up their portfolio bathtub with equities, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the investment bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window at the retirement home for individual investors?"
Comments
First I would want a bed closer to the toilet, and if things get even worse, then move to a bed closer to a window on the 6th floor.