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Did Trump literally POOP his pants while signing docs?

JD_co
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https://www.timesnownews.com/world/us/us-news/did-trump-poop-in-his-pants-during-oval-office-event-rebekah-jones-climate-activist-viral-post-leaves-internet-laughing-article-153535181
The president, 79, had been signing an executive order related to a drug recovery program on Thursday when he abruptly ended the event, taking no questions and instructing reporters to leave the room immediately.

Why Did Oval Office Event End So Suddenly?
On Friday, Jones offered her own sarcastic explanation on X. She wrote, “Reporters rushed out of the room because Trump s**t his pants. lol. Lady in green tasted it.”

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  • Observant1
    edited January 31
    These unfortunate "accidents" shouldn't affect anyone in close proximity to the president.
    Reports indicate Donald J. Trump wears Depend Fresh Protection Diapers which feature
    outstanding absorbency and superb odor control.
  • DrVenture
    I am certain that they all felt it an honor to be allowed to marinate in his "presence".
  • JD_co
    Observant1 said:


    Reports indicate Donald J. Trump wears Depend Fresh Protection Diapers .....

    Always knew he was a big baby, but didn't know he wore diapers!
  • MarkMark
    Must have been a bigly one because we all know he stinks to high heaven.
  • Old_JoeOld_Joe
    It was undoubtedly the BIGLIEST and INCREDIBLY IMPRESSIVE one ever recorded.
  • JD_co
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  • Sven
    I am still on the floor laughing !
  • a2z

    in case anyone else took this seriously (as i did, well within the realm of possibility), this incident seems not true.
    DEPENDS for daily uncontrollable verbal excretions remain elusive.

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  • Observant1
    edited 3:41AM
    "DEPENDS for daily uncontrollable verbal excretions remain elusive."

    This is, unfortunately, the current situation.
    A muzzle might be somewhat helpful.
    The blowhard can't keep his big mouth shut even while being muzzled!
    Perhaps the optimal solution would include a special, heavy-duty muzzle with zero airflow capacity?

    image
  • MarkMark
    For me it's hilarious and I have not been in a laughing mood much lately.
  • CrashCrash
    Hannibal Lecter? Perfect stand-in, what?
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