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Levers...

Let's eavesdrop on our pilot in the cockpit for a few minutes...

"Wow!! Lookit all these levers!!! The last six planes that I crashed didn't have all these!"

"I wonder what this one marked 'Tariffs' does? Lemmee just give it a good push and see what happens."

"Holy Shit!!! The planes gone into a steep dive!!!"

Pull it back!!! Pull it back!!!

"MAYDAY !!! MAYDAY !!!"

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  • AF1, this is is the flight Tower, we are going to ask you to continue to circle around for another 90 days, or until you run out of fuel, whichever comes first.

    Going forward, please learn how to fly before entering the cockpit. Your lack of judgement is embarrassing and indefensible.

    You are a clear and present danger to those in your orbit.
  • QOTD: "Some people seem to think Trump's playing chess, when most of the time the staff are just trying to stop him from eating the pieces."
  • rforno said:

    QOTD: "Some people seem to think Trump's playing chess, when most of the time the staff are just trying to stop him from eating the pieces."

    Good one!
  • Well played, @OJ.
  • edited April 10
    Sure feels like a ride on the vomit comet. Trying to place buys and sells at Fido as she rocks and rolls …
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