"Help Wanted: Thinly profitable microblog seeks masochist for role of nominal chief executive. Must share owner’s core beliefs, which can last for hours, while accepting blame for both a nascent advertising recession and the world’s broader decline into bitter incivility. Responsibilities include saying some stuff about free speech while quietly begging sponsors to return. Candidates should be willing to commit to a three-month tenure, tops, before a highly public firing that will make Bob Chapek’s ousting at Disney look like the Kennedy Center Honors."
From: Connor Smith, Barron's, Review & Preview by Barron's associate editor Jack Hough
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