FYI:
.Elon Musk moves to Mars
.The Fed buys the ECB
.Vanguard requires customers to use infinite leverage
.Kylie Jenner sells the other half of her company for $10 billion
.WeWork goes public
.Henry Blodget resumes reinvesting dividends
.Peter Luger introduces plant-based rib eye
.RobinHood buys Schwab
.David Stockman turns bullish
.Facebook hires Scott Galloway as Chief Marketing Officer
.James Altucher says you should max out your 401(k)
.The VIX goes negative
.Ramp Capital replaces Jerome Powell
.Apple buys back all outstanding shares, accidentally goes private
.Robert Shiller declares the CAPE ratio to be dead
.Jeff Bezos becomes the world’s first trillionaire
.Berkshire Hathaway starts charging performance fees
.Wall Street 4
.Billy McFarland launches a hedge fund
.Your parents start a podcast
Regards,
Ted