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Do you have a favorite "one liner" when it comes to money (investing)?

beebee
edited April 2014 in Off-Topic
Here's a link to a site that I came accross that has a few good one liners. Sometimes they are what we remember because they are simple and to the point.

just-one-liners.com/category/money

I liked this one:
"In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it."
- A banker's Axiom


Comments

  • With time, anything is possible.
  • Always Be Cool.
  • Don't have a favorite one liner but have a favorite "poem"

    azlyrics.com/lyrics/pinkfloyd/money.html
  • A few:
    "A fool and his money are soon parted."
    "A penny saved is a penny earned."
    "I only buy stocks that go up. If they don't go up, I don't buy them."
  • edited April 2014
    I still like Rukeyser:
    "Hair today. Gone tomorrow."

    Others, not investing specific:
    "Houston - We've got a problem."
    "We have met the enemy - and he is us."
    "Too clever by half."

    A favorite poem:
    Money.
    Workers earn it,
    Spendthrifts burn it,
    Bankers lend it,
    Yachtsmen spend it,
    Forgers fake it,
    Taxes take it,
    Dying leave it,
    Heirs receive it,
    Thrifty save it,
    Misers crave it,
    Robbers seize it,
    Rich increase it,
    Gamblers lose it,
    I sure could use it.

    – by Richard Armour

    Source of poem: http://madisonvalley.org/news/poets-corner.html
  • Favorite bear market quote: Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.
  • If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen !
    Regards,
    Ted
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